gamsee: how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just say Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can you do
wimpynoodle: I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
condorn: i put the me in lame
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
lovehgood: let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
lexingtonand52: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they...– Hanif Kureishi (via imaan-daar)
morgrana: just realised why chavs call friends “blud” because it’s like “blood” like family like “bros”. I’m having a moment I say blood donor instead of blud so when someone’s like hello and I say hello to you my blood donor.
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
I was supposed to sleep 2 hours ago why does this keep happening.
cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re...
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
callmebeardo: Do you ever feel distant from people? Like a stranger among people you supposedly know? I wonder why that is. Sometimes, I even feel like a stranger from myself.
bemusedlybespectacled: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!? FUCKING GOLLUM IS IMPROVED WITH THE POWER OF JENSEN
My grandma when i do anything for her
*me getting my grandma a napkin*
grandma: may Allah bless your soul and grant you a very fine husband
heytherefinnickodair: when they finally explain clara they should name the episode “the clarafication”
georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
sleeqs: i love clothes and hate shopping
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT TWIST: All those...
snapchatting: my life would probably get 2 notes